Throw a Snowball at Your "Problem" (or Jim Inhofe Says Global Warming Isn't Snowballing! Take That, Science!)

TRANSCRIPT:
Hey there, Nation! Welcome to the Elephant in the Room, the supreme ruler of all serious blogs on the Interwebs.

 We have groundbreaking news, here, folks! Thanks to Rep. Jim Inhofe, who completely revolutionized debate by disproving climate change by throwing a snowball at Obama, you can now disprove any given statement by throwing somewhat-pertinent objects at your opposition!

 Inhofe made a sturdy case against climate change... notwithstanding that the problem of climate change is snowballing-- 2014 was named the warmest year on record, never mind that the weather was exceptionally warm in california this winter, because facts only count if they’re wherever Representative Inhofe is.

 In the spirit of Inhofe’s highly innovative new method of debate, I’ve gathered a list of things you can do to disprove all the liberal mumbo-jumbo:

•  Public schools kids, this one’s for you! Throw your report card at advocates for increased funding for public education! The fact that public schools exist negates the fact that they're underfunded!
• Republicans: want to further discredit global warming? Simply throw these questions at Obama: “Global warming? Then why is Antarctica cold, Obama??? Can you account for my freezer?” Show those eggheads that because weather still exists, climate change is non-existent!
• Hey, women! You can get it on this by throwing money at Obama to disprove the gender gap! The fact that women, on occasion, have more money negates the fact that they're paid less!
• Want to disprove discrimination against the LGBTQ community? You can throw Ellen Degeneres OR Ellen Page at the liberal whiners because the fact that Lesbians are allowed to exist clearly negates the fact that they experience discrimination in daily life.

Recap: Basically, the earth is flat because the ground I’m on is pretty flat right now. Also, world hunger is  solved because I ate today.

Ignoring universally agreed upon scientific information is just the Republican way! Because the polarization of the Republican party is a larger trend caused largely because of the Tea Party’s next-level conservatism, it is likely that that, too, does not apply to Jim Inhofe.

Sources:
Global Warming: "Not a Thing," says Jim Inhofe, aka a non-scientist
Contrary to popular belief, global warming is NOT snowballing